The Cashmere Blazer: Let me rub my hands on you, hairy one . . . Oooh, you are like silk that’s gone rough, yes. You are like velvet that someone has blended a goat coat through, hmmm. You are so tight, tight, tight, I can see your bruschettas through your sweaters.
The Famous Wine Bar: We love the leather and the dark wood, hmmm, we like to slide our bodies up against it covered in grapes, yes, this is a lovely bar, the women’s lips like full wine glasses, hmmmm, the men dressed like cigars, smoking. Hmmm, let me taste n sip n swallow, because I […]
The Seven Million Dollar Home: This is just luxury, sweetie, I can see the Pyramids from the top balcony. And the one they’re building in our front yard. For me, is it, sweetie, for when I die? That’s lovely . . . What did you just stir into my drink? Oh, sugar, that’s sweet, sweetie […]
I said Free Standing Edwardian not Free Stylin Albanian! You got swords for feet, you watch where you swingin those tings!. . .Ya headband flappin and ya doors swingin – you gonna get someone keeled over. You crampin, not crumpin, all the furniture in da house!
Championed by football superstars like Wayne Rooney and Fernando Torres, the Nike Total Striker Backpack is perfect for sports training and everyday activities.
When you need water duing a bike rike, the Hydro Lite model from Deuter is what you need. The Hydro Lite comes with a thermal layered water compartment prolongs the coldness or warmness of the water. The tabs are secured by press studs, the tube can exit directly from the main compartment for instant use. […]
Originally designed for the famous Trans-Alpine mountain bike route, this is the perfect pack for bike commuting, long tours, hiking, or anything else. With durabile fabrics, bottom access storage area for muddy stuff, there are few things this pack won’t do.
The Nike Team Training Backpack is a medium sized backpack with two main zipped compartments and two separate externally located carrying compartments. Within the main zipped carrying area is a separate pocket and in the outer zipped area are pockets for carrying mobile phone, i pod, pens etc. The carrying straps and the back are […]
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Fausto is a messenger bag from The North Face. The Fausto messenger bag comes from the “Day Packs” line of bags by The North Face. The North Face is a world famous maker for outdoor footwear, apparel, tents, backpacks and other equipment/accessories for outdoor activities such as hiking and skiing.